Richard Deshong
Joe Biden Jokes
Joe Biden had a meeting with the Cabinet today.
He also spoke to the bookcase and argued with the desk.
What's the best thing about being Joe Biden?
Waking up every day and learning that you're the president.
It's 2021, and President Joe Biden is told he needs to assemble a cabinet.
Coming back from IKEA, he realizes he's greatly misunderstood the task.
What is the difference between a Joe Biden speech and a Donald Trump speech?
When Biden is speaking you wonder if he's had a stroke.
When Trump is speaking you wonder if you've had a stroke.
Joe Biden knows in his heart that he is the only one who can truly defeat Ronald Reagan this November.
Oh sorry, I meant Joe Biden knows in his heart that he is the only one who can truly defeat Joe Biden this November.
My conservative grandmother used to be a big Trump supporter, but this year her mail-in ballot was cast for Joe Biden.
No way would she have done that if she were still alive.
Donald Trump, Joe Biden, and Hillary Clinton are in a boat, and the boat sinks. Who is saved?
The United States of America.
Boxers or Briefs, Mr. President?
In 1992 while being interviewed by MTV, Bill Clinton was asked if he wore boxers or briefs? Clinton replied, "Boxers"
In 2008 US magazine asked Obama, "Boxers or briefs"? Obama declined to answer the question.
Last week AARP asked Joe Biden, "Boxers or briefs"? Biden responded, "Depends".
Joe Biden called a press conference, to discuss his meeting with Vladimir Putin…
“The good news, is that Mr. Putin told me that he wants peace.”
After everyone cheered and clapped in relief, he added the bad news…
“A piece of Crimea, a piece of Ukraine, a piece of Finland…”
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