Michael Kelly
GAFFE OF ALL GAFFE'S: Just recently, probably yesterday or early today, depending on where your goat is tied, pres. biden made one of the most Huge of all Gaffes, and by doing so quite unknowingly, most likely came the closest to telling the Truth himself, and as an unintentional result about the "Global Warming" and/or "Climate Change" bilge I have heard to date. Biden, waxing eloquent and speaking in his most stentorian tones told us of pending Doom manner, stating that "...if we stay under 1.5 degrees CENTRIGRADE then we can avoid the worst catastrophe known to man, even more serious than the Threat of Nuclear Annihilation, and we will avoid Catastrophic Climate Change" This was Broadcast on every Major News Network although after reading this, it probably will be disappeared Mui Quicko Very Quickly for all you Homies.
Now the president is not known for being the sharpest pencil in the Box, but still, come on bidy boy, Get It Right
Last year I asked Google the question "How much has the Earth's temperature changed in the last 100 years?" The answer was The Earth's temperature has risen .04 degrees Fahrenheit in the last 100 years. Wow, that comes to over 100 more like 150 years before by our concerted effort we can make the Earth's temperature anywhere near 50.3 degrees Fahrenheit. Some here were incredulous, even chagrined at this Fact, but Facts are Facts.
The formula for converting Centrigrade to Fahrenheit is (1 degree Centrigade X 9/5) + 32 = 33.8 degrees Fahrenheit, so for Biden if we convert Centrigrade to Fahrenheit then by his own stated ALARMIST FORMULA then we ain't got much to worry about. We would have to increase by 50.3 degrees Fahrenheit the everyday average temperature of the Earth to get there Thats about 140 years of concerted effort to increase THE WORLDS TEMPERATURE BEFORE we need break a Sweat. AND I AINT GOING TO BE AROUND THAT LONG ANYWAY SO I THINK I WILL GO OUT AND CELEBRATE AND BUY A JOHN KERRY SIGNATURE JET WITH THE BIG MOTORS AND FLY AROUND THE WORLD FIFTY TIMES AND ATTEND ALL THE GLOBAL WARMING CONFERENCES AND LIGHT BONFIRES AND COOK CHICKENS RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CONFERENCE ROOMS USING NASTY OLD COAL FIRES ALA FIDEL CASTRO, AND LAUGH AT ALL THOSE SOBER FACES!
BUT IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT, GAFFE MAN DID HIS BIGGEST GAFFE YET, HE ACTUALLY TOLD US THE TRUTH FOR ONCE. ISN'T THAT REFRESHING!!! THANKS JOE!!!
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