Jim Coats
Frank. Good Funnies! I particularly liked #'s 4 & 5.
How about this?
A man goes to see his Rabbi.
"Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it."
The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?"
The man replied, "My wife is going to poison me."
The Rabbi, very surprised by this asks, "How can that be?"
The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she is going to poison me. What should I do?"
The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know."
A week later, the Rabbi calls the man and says, "I spoke with your wife on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?"
The man said yes, and the Rabbi replied, "Take the Poison!"
OK....it's an oldie, but a goodie, no? I'm a little verklempt. Talk amongst yourselves. (Nod to Mike Myers)
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