DeWitt Bacon
Good ones, Jim.
An atheist was sitting next to a young lady who was reading the Bible on an airplane. He found her amusing, so he decided to strike up a conversation with her. "You know, there is no God," he said, " No life after death, no heaven, and no savior coming to rescue the world. The Bible is just a bunch of made-up stories. So why are you reading that? The lady looked at him and replied, "OK, but first, let me ask you a question. A deer, a cow, and a horse all eat grass, right?" The atheist nodded his head and said, "That's right." "Then," continued the lady, "Why does a deer drop pellets, a cow drop patties, and a horse drop biscuits?" The atheist sat thoughtfully for a minute, then answered, "Well, I don't know.". The lady ended the conversation with, "Then why are you so confident in discussing God and the Bible when you don't know shit?"
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