Dennis Moran
Its time to lighten things up.....if I get attacked, dissed or even honorable mention. I am starting a new hobby... well not a new one im still a farmer at heart.
Since the members of my Ants are us group have started striking for free and fair vegetable access. I have turned to rock farming. I love the feel of the little nuggets moving and striking my dependable rake. If I was wealthy, and independent I might of turned to asphalt farming. But the price of oil has all but ruined the fun.
I have placed little steaks with notes attached every 7 inches to show the ants that i don't give a single cheerio to each of my workers. The cheerios will come after hard and thoughtful work. Their are some ants that remind me of the many pleasurable times I have had with the sisters of the manure load. After 7 years in the parochial system i have been haunted by the friends of zorro committee. They can't break anymore of my knuckles and yes I looked forward to the flat ruller. But no...they used the 5ft pointer i think it was made of ash or maybe an ass was just using it. Now I know why the nuns didn't have children and tried to refrain from making children. Who needs abortion when seeing sister Hilda with that remarkable 4' 7" 250 lb physique. Their are not enough words to describe abstemious from conceiving. ..... sheeee ..... sister just entered the boys bathroom to catch a disrespected testicle owner. I will talk softer. Public School boys had it easy any adult could beat the shit out of them. Whereas, Parochial school boys weren't sure what sister would go balistic,
Dewitt, I enjoy and look forward to your opinion even tho I may be drawn and quartered... no fear I have smeared pigs blood over my door for protection.
Yes I have been to Sodom and Gamora and prices were steady with monopoly money the fair exchange. I'm looking forward to Jim Jordan dressing in a black monk robe getting ready to put the fear of god into all you disbelivers.
Oooops I said to much well back to rock farming.
Dennis
P.S. I am the keeper of the spoken written word. It allows you to pause and add commas and semi; collons whereever you like...add a period anytime you like, and If you care to insert words ....go for it. I write for me and my guarding angel.
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