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Please be respectful to others with differing opinions. 

Frank Wiley

Hi Jim, If you push the "Rear Wiper" button a roll of Charmin Ultra Soft will pop out of the glove compartment.

Frank Wiley

Sunday Funnies--1. Two antennas met on a roof.  Fell in Love and got married.  The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was great!   2. A jumper cable walks into a bar.  The bartender says, " OK, I'll serve you, but Don't start anything!"  3. A dyslexic friend wrote me a letter and one of the things he said about a night out was that he walked into a bra.  4. A man walks into a bar with a slap of asphalt under his arm and says, "please give me a beer, and one for the road!"  5. Two cannibals are eating a Clown.  One turns to the other and asks, "Does this taste funny to you?"  6. Patient to Doctor.  "Doc, I can't stop singing, "The Green, Green Grass of Home".  Doctor says, " That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.  I also have it."  Patient asks, " Is it common?" Doctor answers, "It's Not  Unusual!"  (I bet you're singing the two songs)  7. I've been getting alot of "Deja MOO" lately.  I've heard this bull before!! 8. My wife crashed the car today.  She told the Police the man she collided with was on his cell phone and was drinking a beer.  The Police said, "The man can do what ever he wants while sitting in his home."

DeWitt Bacon

AND ON THE LIGHTER SIDE:

For all you married folks:

One spelling mistake can destroy your marriage; a husband sent a text to his wife reading

“I’m having a wonderful time; I wish you was her.”

Marriage is like a deck of cards.

It starts off with hearts and diamonds, but after a while, you'll settle for a club and a spade.

Son asks dad, “how much does marriage cost?”

Dad: “I don’t know, son I’m still paying for it.”

Marriage is a three-ring circus.

\- engagement ring

\- wedding ring

\- suffering

Bill RIHS

Good stuff Frank and DeWitt! Keep it coming!

Jim Coats

Monday Light:

During a dull DNC dinner, "Mrs." Biden leaned over to chat with Chuck Schumer.  "I bought Joe a parrot for his birthday.  That bird is so smart, Joe has already taught him how to say over 200 words."

"Very impressive" said Chuck.  "But you do know he just speaks the words.  He doesn't really understand what they all mean."

"Oh, I know," replied Mrs. Biden, "but neither does Joe."

You saw that one coming, didn't you?

How about this one:

A friend suggested putting horse manure on my strawberries.  I'm NEVER doing that again.  I'm going back to whipped cream.

Or this one.

When I was young, I was a poor golfer.  But after years of play and practice, I am no longer young.

Have a good day!

Jim Coats

OK.....I have to do this one too because it cracks me up.

For most people, when you lose your "khakis," you've lost your pants.  When you're from Boston and you lose your "khakis," you can't start your car.

Get it?  DO NOT make me "splain" this to you!

Bill RIHS

Jim, good stuff keep it coming. Good distraction from the Hunter laptop, DOJ, mainstream media and FBI. All these organizations are democrat's operations. 

Bill RIHS

Wonder what our lifties on/were on the Forum have to say about the Twitter/Hunter laptop information. They probably think the same as Braden's Press Secretary; just a distraction a nothing burger, not a quote. These Crats are so worried about Trump destroying our democracy, as they do it. The swamp is a degrading discription of our government and agencies but is not accurate, it's worse.

Michael Kelly

Frank Wiley

I think the House is going after "The Big Guy".  What we are going to hear from the witnesses is either going to be is, "I don't recall" or "I am taking the 5th"!  Then the Media will cover for them.  I don't know if the Financial Institutions are required to give up records if they are subpoenaed but I'll bet they will be hesitant because of what the Justice Department, the IRS, and the FBI might do to them. 

Jim Coats

Good morning!  What about this one?

My kid:  "I feel like you're always making up rules and stuff.

Me:  "Like what?"

My kid:  "Like, if  I don't clean my room, a portal will open and take me to another dimension."

Me:  "Well, that's what happened to your older brother."

My kid:  "What older brother?"

Me:  "Exactly."

Now, you have to admit that's a good one....and, BTW:

AMERICA FIRST!!  SECURE THE BORDER!!

DeWitt Bacon

Good one, Jim. That must be what happened to my twin. lol

The left is going crazy with the Republicans now taking over the House and Musk taking control of Twitter. They know their lying and cheating are going to be exposed. They don't seem to know that they can still spread their lies and disinformation on Twitter now that it is truly a freedom-of-speech platform. The only difference is that conservatives are now free to debunk them. That's why they are leaving Twitter. 

Today is the run-off election day in Georgia. Let's keep Walker in our thoughts. If he loses, even Mansion won't be able to save us. 

Frank Wiley

I just started watching "Biden Inc." on FOX Nation.  Wow!!!!  Jim always says follow the money!  There's no smoke----just fire!!

Jim Coats

On a Lighter Note:

You know you're getting old when you kick the ice cube under the fridge instead of picking it up.

I like this one:

Mom:  If a stranger came up to you and said "I'm your Mom's friend and she told me to pick you up."  What would you say?

Kid:  I'd say "You're lying 'cause my Mom has no friends."

Mom:  Not where I was going, but OK.

AMERICA FIRST!!  SECURE THE BORDER!!  

Please pray for the family of the Border Patrol Agent, Martin Barrios,  recently killed doing his job in the Tucson sector.  Our Border Patrol Agents are NOT supported by this horrible administration!!  100% that Biden will NOT visit the border even now while he is in AZ.

REMEMBER Pearl Harbor.  12/7/41.  2,400+ Americans died that day.

DeWitt Bacon

Does anyone remember today is the "DAY THAT WILL LIVE IN INFAMY?"

Hat's off and heads bowed as we remember those lost that day.

PEARL HARBOR

DECEMBER 7, 1947

Jim Coats

A CHRISTMAS MESSAGE

I don't mean to be a Grinch, however....to those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your yards (You know who you are....Griswold wanna be's), would you please avoid anything that has RED or BLUE flashing lights together??!!  Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack.  I have to brake hard, toss my margarita out the window, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat.  All while trying to drive.  It's just too much drama, even for Christmas.  Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.  It's greatly appreciated.

Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night.  Ho - Ho - Harumph!!

P.S.  It's our dog's first birthday today.  Rip is 36 pounds of bone, gristle, fur and jaws of death.  Not bad for a mini Berne-Doodle.

Frank Wiley

Lyin Biden is now giving 36,000,000,000 (that's Billion) to bail out Unions pension programs.  I'd like to follow the money, but there's no map.  I wonder how much of that 36 Billion the Democrats will get back in Campaign Donations?  Corruption!!!  That American hating bitch Brittany Griner is getting bailed out by Lyin Biden.  I wonder if she's learned anything?

Jim Coats

The number one Genghis Khan of international arms dealers responsible for untold deaths around the globe was traded for Brittany Griner's freedom.  Make your own decision about the trade.  Hopefully Griner will show respect for our Flag now and NOT take a knee.  We shall see.

ON A LIGHTER NOTE

Mother-in-law came for dinner and asked...."Why does the dog keep looking at me?"  I said, because you're using his plate.

More people are at the age where they are using their phones to document the good times in their lives.  I'm at the age where I use my phone to take pictures of labels I can't read and use my phone to enlarge the print so I can read it.

AMERICA FIRST!!  SECURE THE BORDER!!  See Below...

BORDER "GOTAWAYS"

TOTAL FY21  390,000

TOTAL FY22  600,000

FY23 STARTING ON 10/1/22  137,000

NUMBER BREAKS RECORD NOVEMBER 2022 - 73,000

This is NOT an exact science.  They GOT AWAY!!

These are the "gotaways we are aware of and can count.  I imagine there are thousands more who did NOT want to be seen and WERE NOT seen.  How do you like Biden's border policy now?  Democrats say Republicans have NO plan.  HOW MANY TIMES do we have to say SECURE THE BORDER??  How hard is that to understand?

Frank Wiley

So Lyin Biden gets the gay, black, America hater out but the white, straight, former Marine stays in a Russian prison!!

Michael Kelly

Jim Coats

This prisoner swap reminds me of the deserter "Bowe" Bergdahl swap for 5 Taliban leaders (killers) in Gitmo.  That was a really good deal....right?

AMERICA FIRST!!  SECURE THE BORDER!!

P.S.  Brittany Griner will soon be the talk of the town being feted throughout the left wing media, political scene and adoring public.  I can hardly wait for her appearance on Jimmy Kimmel proclaiming her as a heroine worthy of a statue ala the career criminal George Floyd who, as I recall, was worthy of three statues.  Brittany's statue will be next to the pool at the White House so Joe can swim by commando with leg hairs aflutter, glistening in the water, after his porridge every morning.

DeWitt Bacon

I am greatly disappointed in the lack of coverage, not only on this forum but in the news as well on Pearl Harbor Day. I didn't see any mention of it on the news. Not even on Fox, Tucker, Hannity, or Lara Ingrahm. I guess the line about "WE MUST NEVER FORGET" has been forgotten., It's hard for me to forget, even though I wasn't born yet. But my dad served in the Pacific and came close to being killed. I have the Japanese sharp shooters rifle that was pointed at him while on one of the Japanese islands. If it weren't for some quick action by one of his buddies, I wouldn't be here today. So, "I WILL NEVER FORGET"

Frank Wiley

DeWitt--I failed to mention Pearl Harbor simply because you did it so eloquently.  FOX interviewed the last survivor of the USS Arizona.  Yes, there were survivors.  Sailors who were on overnight Liberty, in the hospital, or on Leave.  I think I covered this before but when this sole survivor passes he has the option to have his body flown to Hawaii where he will be buried/inserted back into the Sunken Arizona by two Navy Seals (Frogmen/women). There is a ceremony on the Memorial prior to the insertion.

Frank Wiley

It's amazing how many things, extremely important to Our Country, happened in December.  On December 16, 1773 we had the Boston Tea Party.  I don't know who the leader was but I think the re-enactment leader of Our new Revelation might be Elon Musk.  What do you think??

Bill RIHS

DeWitt, I did not mention Peral Harbor. I  regret it am sorry for that and not putting up my flag on the home. I am so bummed and depressed by the voters in Az and around the country. How can this happen. Let's see if our freed WNBA martyr stands for our Anthem. Go figure!