Richard Deshong
EV Jokes:
When driving an electric car, never turn onto a dead-end street.
You'll be stuck on a road with No Outlet.
I walked into an electric car dealership,
I asked them how much they charge.
Can I use cash to pay for a new electric car?
No, you must charge it.
If Dodge made an electric car...
Would it be called a Dodge Chargeable
Two electric car owners were seen today fighting over a charging port.
The police have said it was a charged environment and they will amp up patrols around area. A lot of witnesses were shocked and some saw someone socket to the other.
In 2025 Apple plans to make an electric car
Am just wondering if the car will have windows?
Before Elon Musk got into electric cars...
... he was plain old Lon Musk
Did you hear about new electric car from Germany?
It’s called a Voltswagen.
Governments worldwide are pushing electric cars.
It's just going to cause a re-volt.
Why did the electric car finish the race early?
It had a short circuit.
In a fit of rage, a friend of mine ran over a pedestrian with his electric car.
He will be charged with battery.
Did you hear apple is making an electric car?
The only problem is you must buy an adapter to charge it at the station everyone else uses.
What does a person with diarrhea and an electric car owner have in common?
They both hope will make it home.
If I flip my new Nissan electric car ...
Am I turning over a new Leaf?
Chevrolet is about to introduce another fully electric car.
Many people think it's great, but others think it's just re-Volting.
Why did it take up until last year for Volkswagen to finally manufacture electric cars in the United States?
Because it took them awhile to get the bugs worked out
Due to increased fuel costs and because electric cars are so expensive, legislators voted today to reintroduce the horse and buggy.
The vote failed: one yea, thirty-five neigh.
Electric cars
**Do you need a current license to drive an electric car?**
Dyson is planning to release an electric car by 2020...
I bet they'll suck.
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